U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections
Responding to pressure from the international community, the U.N. ordered
enigmatic candy maker William "Willy" Wonka to submit to chocolate-factory
inspections Monday.
"For years, Wonka has hidden the ominous doings of his research and
development facility from the outside world," U.N. Secretary General Kofi
Annan said. "Given the reports of child disappearances, technological advances
in glass-elevator transport, and Wonka-run Oompa-Loompa forced-labor
camps, the time has come to put an end to three decades of secrecy in the
Wonka Empire." Full story